Princess Saira from the planet Clitopolis is having a terrible week. She’s been dumped by her impossibly cool bounty hunter girlfriend Kiki for being a bit much. And now Kiki has been kidnapped by the Straight White Maliens, who are demanding the Royal Labrys — the most powerful weapon in all of lesbian kind — as ransom.
Small problem. Saira doesn’t have it.
And so the most anxious, self-doubting princess in the GAY-laxy must climb aboard a deeply problematic spaceship and hurtle across queer space on the most chaotic rescue mission ever attempted to save her ex!
